Tuesday, 22 December 2015

Strictly (Christmas) Gems

I'm Deaf Geoff.
The Strictly Business crew have disappeared, so i've stolen their web piece.
I can't actually hear anything, but I can feel the vibrations.
Hip hop is good for this, it feels lovely.
None of these songs have anything to do with Christmas, but that doesn't matter, I can't hear them.
I would say more, but I have to find MC G.
He still owes me four quid.
If anyone sees Ric Flair, tell him to go home, his Ovaltine is getting cold.


Strictly Business presents -
Strictly (Christmas) Gems pt1

2 Tough MC - Lets Rock
3rd Bass - Sons Of 3rd Bass
AG - All Eye Seeing
Bizzie Boyz - Turntable Terrorizer
De La Soul - Oodles Of Os
Divine Force - My Uptown Beat
Fresh Force - Oh Sally
Gangstarr - I'm The Man
Gravediggaz - Deathtrap
King Sun - Sippin' Brandy
King T feat Ice Cube & MC Breeze - Played Like A Piano
Latee - No Tricks
MC Crash - Life On The Street
MC Mell'O' - Bizzie Rhymin
Organized Konfusion - Why
Poor Righteous Teachers - Strictly Ghetto
Radiance - The Micstro
Sadat X feat Deda - Escape From New York
Sir Beans OBE feat Def Tex - How Would You Put This
Smoove Matty Matt - Rapping Wrestling
The Beatnuts - Let Off A Couple
The New Style - Droppin' The Bomb
Ultramagnetic MCs - Pluckin' Cards

Strictly Business presents -
Strictly (Christmas) Gems pt2

Artifacts - Whassup Now Muthafucka
Black, Rock & Ron - It's Raw
Breeze - Pull A Fast One
Disco Twins & Starchild - There It Is!
Eazy E - Eazy Street
Gauge The Mental Murderah feat The Cella Dwellas - Cranium
Group Home - Supa Dupa Star
KMD feat Brand Nubian & Busta Rhymes - Nitty Gritty (Dog Spelled Backwards Mix)
Little 7 & Hass-C-B - Sneakers
Lord Finesse - You Know What Im About
MC Lyte - 10% Diss
MC Zakey - MC Zakey's Warning
Most Wanted - Good Old Days
Mr Wave - The King
Pete Rock & CL Smooth - For Pete's Sake
Pookey Blow - Get Up (And Go to School)
Queen Latifah - Wrath Of My Madness
Rammellzee - All We Got Is The Funky Beat
Showbiz & AG feat Big L, D-Shawn & Lord Finesse - Represent
The B-Boys - Stick Up Kids
The Sinisters Of Sound - The Boy Is Fierce
Traedonya - The Boogaloo
Tuff Crew - Detonator

Strictly Business presents -
Strictly (Christmas) Gems pt3

Above The Law - Just Kickin' Lyrics
Big Daddy Kane - Somethin' Funky
Busy Boys - That's The Flavor
Divine Force - The Jizer
EPMD - Chill
Grandmaster Caz - I'm Caz
Heavy D & The Boyz - It's A New Day
Kay D & DJ Stash - My Rhythm Is Kept
Kool G Rap feat Nas - Fast Life (Norfside Mix)
Kurious - Tear Shit Up
LL Cool J - Go Cut Creator Go
Low Profile - Aladdin's On A Rampage
MC Shan - I Pioneered This
Missy Dee & The Melody Crew - Missy Missy Dee
Nubian Crackers feat Artifacts - Do You Wanna Hear It
Pete Rock & CL Smooth - What's Next On The Menu
Raheem - I'm the King
Show & AG feat Diamond D - Still Diggin'
Tha Alkaholiks - Read My Lips
The Notorious B.I.G. - Who Shot Ya
Top Priority feat Percee P - Let The Homocides Begin
Two Kings In A Cipher - Definition Of A King
Von Love - Brain Stormin'

Strictly Business presents -
Strictly (Christmas) Gems pt4

Action Bronson - 9-24-11
Big Lady K - Don't Get Me Started (Stuff & Thangs Version)
Company Flow - End 2 End Burners
DJ EFN ft Your Old Droog, Royce The 5' 9, Reks & OC - Revolutionary Ride Music (K-Def Remix)
DJ Romeo & Everlovin' MCs - Revenge : We're Not Sucker MCs
Finesse & Synquis - Fatal Beauty
Grandmaster Caz - You Need Stitches
Grandmaster Melle Mel & The Furious 5 - Piano
Hostyle - Keep On Movin'
IBM Nation - Brainiac
Kazi - A.V.E.R.A.G.E
Lakim Shabazz - Pure Righteousness
M.F. Doom - Vomitspit
OC - Jewelz
Pete Rock feat Roc Marciano & Trife - Give It To Y'all
Pre Sweet - In Effect
Raekwon feat Ghostface Killah & Polite - Missing Watch
Sha Quan - Don't Fess
She Rockers - Give It A Rest
Sir Ibu Of Divine Force - I'm The Peacemaker
The Chosen Ones - You Got The Key
Three Times Dope - From Da Giddy Up
Urban Thermo Dynamics - My Kung Fu

Strictly Business presents -
Strictly (Christmas) Gems pt5

50 Cent - How To Rob
C.O.B. (Crusaders Of Bass) - Def Vibration
Cold Crushin' Crew - Power Of Rock
DJ Magic Ray & The Undefeated Three - Unity Rap
Dr Luv & Key-Ski - Overdose
ESP - Wild Thing
Ghostface Killah - Gorilla Hood
Izod & Bizzy Bee - I Ain't Takin' No Stuff
JDTR - Human Cold
Jeru The Damaja - My Mind Spray
Master Bilal & MC Brain - Deadly & Dangerous
MOP feat Gangstarr - Salute Pt II
Point Blank MC's - Hard To The Body
Positive-K feat Milk-D & MC Lyte - Start It Up Y'all
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Posse On Broadway
Speedy G - DJ Tiz - Get Down
Strictly Def - Jersey This Is Dope
The Lord Shafiyq - Rhymes On My Mind
The UN - Game Of Death
Three The Hard Way feat White Flash - Hyped
TJ Swann & Peewee Mel And Swann Controllers - Maximus Party
True Hustlers - Mental Midgets Gotta Go
World Renown - How Nice I Am

Password - defandstupid

P.S. - This may or may not be the 2015 Strictly Business Christmas compilation.

"Switch over to the right hand or back to the left
See, whichever one I use, yo, it still spells def"

Wednesday, 1 July 2015

Strictly Mobbin'

Blimey - hot innit.
What's that you say ?
You done thought that Strictly Biz was did ???
Naaah son, we just been a bit on the busy side.
You know - living life & all that.
But once again we are (ahem) Back In Business (Yet again ™)
So, first things first m̶a̶n̶,̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶s̶t̶,
Uh, no, not that.
So, first things first, peep your eyepieces at this bugger.

Our Finsbury Park associates are doing a do.
You lot better go.
It's not like you have anything better to do now is it ?!?
Grab some orange radiation, get pissy & listen to that rap shit.
Same boom bap time (from noon onwards) - Same boom bap channel (The Silver Bullet).
So - G̶e̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶a̶r̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶M̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶-̶ ̶G̶e̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶a̶r̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶M̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶-̶ ̶G̶e̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶a̶r̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶M̶a̶r̶s̶. Get your arse to the Silver Bullet. Yuh heard.
Yeah - other hip hop crews may be operating events on the same day, but if it doesn't say Strictly Business on the label then its...
And speaking of Strictly Business on the label, them mens called Tyni & Black Belt Jonez have got a lovely slab of plastic for you to spend your old slag's heads on.
You like records - right ?
You like hip hop - right ??
You'd spend your money on something wack if you didn't buy this - right ???
So, it;s probably best for everybody if you get the bollicking frig over to B-Line Recordings right now & cop that shit.
Go on then.

Well done, you done good.
Now, as an extra special treat, you can have a look at some incredible trousers.

Fucking amazing aren't they.
I have no idea who the Bobob Marlrley twins are, but their clothing range is the shit son.

Oh, one more thing...
Do you recognise anybody in this photo ???

Well, some of those dudes were known as TDS Mob.
They were from Boston (not the one near Skegness)
They were bloody good.
The MC was called Kool Gee.
He was bloody good.
Here are some tunes.
Bloody good.

Strictly Business present -

TDS Mob - Bounce
TDS Mob - Crushin' Em
TDS Mob - Dope For The Folks
TDS Mob - Head Of The Dope Committee
TDS Mob - TDS Scratch Reaction
TDS Mob - The Rhyme You're About To Hear Is True
TDS Mob - What's This World Coming To

Password - defandstupid

That's that then.
Come back soon, we have some stuff for yuh.

"Nobody's A Factor, Run You Over Like A Tractor"