Yeah, it's Christmas, that time of the year when all those long forgotten gits come out of the woodwork, annoy you for a bit, then fuck off again, hence -
Strictly Christmas 2018.
Don't expect anything special, it's the thought that counts.
To be honest all I want for Christmas is three pounds of indo, two birds of cocaine & an A-muthafuckin'-K, bitch.
That or some socks.
Christmas eve, still twatting about, it's traditional.
So today I will be buying all of Christmas while you lot get to mull your wine & mince your pies & listen to 160 tracks of festive fandabbydopeness.
Nuttin' new, nuttin' new, can't be arsed, everyhing has been bollocks forever anyway, etc.
So whutchu gets here is all the previous instalments of Strictly Christmas in one ready wrapped gift box/zip file. Pass as always is defandstupid
Now i'm currently dashing through the snow in a candy red top 6-4, so you really have no chance right now of me sitting you down & reading the list of all these wonderful festive songs. So what you need to do to find the tracklists is go here, here, here, & here, now close the door little bitch, i'm getting these drawers.
Straight up though, it is that time of year where lots of people decide to have a day off from being an absolute cuntbag, so drink it in while you can.
And yes, this post does prove that we/I am still alive & (cunt) kicking, so have a pop back in 2019, what may happen will be a nuclear war, after which society breaks down into two groups, the evil Euraks and the rebel Federation. A mercenary named Parsifal will be hired by the Federation to infiltrate New York City, which is controlled by the Euraks, to rescue the only fertile woman left on Earth.
Or it might not, who knows.
But either way I will attempt to put up at least some of the shit i've been threatening to for the past 10 (almost) years.
Or I might not, who knows.
Rilly doe, I do love the niceness, so a merry Christmas & a happy new year to you all, peace & love.
"Ho Ho Ho & Away I Go"
